So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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