I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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