I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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