Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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