Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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