She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in