Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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