i just wanna soil my oats bro
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
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You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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