sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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