There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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