are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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