Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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