what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
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only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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