I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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