I look better un-naked...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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