Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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