She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
should my penis look like a turkey
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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