I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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