piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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