how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i drank out of a bidet.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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