it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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