with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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