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what?
penguin condom
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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