He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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