She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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