someone get that fucking seahorse.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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