Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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