love makes seman taste better
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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