She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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