This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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