Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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