So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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