The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Randomize