i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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