all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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