Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
