maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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