Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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