how can u be prego again
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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