You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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