I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
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angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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