her vagine was all disorganized.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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