Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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