Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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