**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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