Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
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Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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