Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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