so explain again why im purple
no
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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