I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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