All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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