You're completely useless in the revolution.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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